I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands! Patrick: Donuts. Barnacle Boy hits the seat divider] For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are an elderly superhero duo featured in SpongeBob SquarePants.They are the stars of a TV show that is watched by the series' protagonist.They both live at the Shady Shoals retirement home, having retired from their superhero business when they first appear, but SpongeBob and Patrick manage to convince them to return to being superheroes. Hmm, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. [he smiles nervously] TV Announcer: Mermaid Man: Fleet and forceful. Patrick! [Patrick bangs them together as if to kiss. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. For 65 years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations... and pants. After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow, or the villain. [he kisses it three times]. [giggles] I could just hang onto it till after work... all alone with Mermaid Man's belt. [they approach the register], Squidward: [exasperated] Can I help you? Can I have your autograph?! But I'll think of something. Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, the study of wumbo? HI-YA! We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. Why, I remember back [SpongeBob smiles as tears are still in his eyes) when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o- eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president-. [SpongeBob zaps Squidward and he appears with multiple eyes with hissing snakes] Holy fish paste! SpongeBob: Me, uh... either. You forgot— [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy drive away] Mermaid Man's secret utility belt. The other grabs a piece of paper outside the restaurant], Mermaid Man: If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds. Finally, Mermaidman orders a Krabby Patty and a Pipsqueak (child's) Patty for Barnacleboy. [the boatmobile drives away], SpongeBob: You forgot your belt! [he pulls out his pickle, which shrunk along with him] Good thing I still got this pickle! There are more flashes, noises and giggles from the kitchen. SpongeBob: Don't! What's going on in here? The emblem of submersible justice! [kisses the pickle three times. SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think wumbo is a real word. [notices small Bikini Bottom] Huh? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV" from season three, which aired on January 21, 2002. SpongeBob Squarepants S03E01 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV. Well, I guess I should return it. [he makes Squidward do a dive bomb], SpongeBob: Patrick! [a ray of light zaps Squidward, he now has about many, many eyes] Holy fish paste! Waterballs! Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against eeeeevil! SpongeBob: It's only two people no big deal, nobody else saw it. Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. Patrick: Come on! Patrick: [about to punch Squidward] And then comes a giant fist! He can never find out! SpongeBob: Oh no! [pulls out a pickle] Like this pickle! [two fish are about to leave] Mermaid Man: Through the double doors! [shrinks fish] SpongeBob: [screams] Sandy! Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man! Villain: [holds a baby's lollipop and he spots the whirlpool] Oh, no! Squidward: [to himself] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" from season two, which aired on September 14, 2001.. TV Announcer: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" from season two, which aired on November 27, 2000.. Transcript . If they weren't the ones causing the problem. Barnacle Boy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid! Mermaid Man: [on phone] Hello? Get SpongeBob! [Squidward picks up the phone], Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for... [SpongeBob starts tearing himself in half]. [he walks off], Squidward: I'm shakin'. Mermaid Man: [comforting SpongeBob] Awww, don't worry, son. Patrick: You know what's funny? [SpongeBob screams, shrinks her, and catches her in the jar, then runs off], Mrs. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to wumbo? Everyone: What?! Squidward becomes "Captain Magma," and gains the power to produce fire and lava. Patrick: Oh. SpongeBob: You know what this means. [SpongeBob uses Mermaid Man's belt and presses something to try and "regrow" Squidward. Mermaid Man cannot defeat this new threat on his own, so he recruits SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward (who wasn't willing to join) to reform the "International Justice League of Super Acquaintances." He'll find love one day. Squidward: [gasps] He didn't lend it to you, did he? Squidward: SpongeBob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! They then see a big flash of green light through one of SpongeBob's porous holes] Ta-da! They like each other! I understand. [the music stops and Patrick pulls out a pickle] Like this pickle! Sarcastically] I'm shaking. [Barnacle Boy enters the Krusty Krab] [he pulls it out, and makes as to press a button. Patrick: (dressed up as Barnacle Boy) Leaping' Lampreys, Mermaid Man. List of episode transcripts Patrick: Well, all right, then. SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too! Only Patrick and Squidward are both shrunk now] It worked! Squidward: Can I help you? Saturday morning in Bikini Bottom. Squidward: Whatever. Squidward: Hello. This is serious! There are more flashes, noises, and giggles from the kitchen] Grr... [in the kitchen, SpongeBob places a tiny Krabby Patty on a cockroach's back], SpongeBob: There you go. SpongeBob: What? Squidward gasps in mock astonishment]. Come again, sir. See? SpongeBob: Uh... [scene zooms in to show the belt, with dozens of switches, buttons, dials, and gauges] Uh... Squidward: Do you understand me?! SMG4: (Running away) RUN BITCH! "Doing Time" You've got to go to Mermaid Man! Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, but you made me do it! Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against eeeeevil! But it'll be with someone his own size. [he grabs his pants and holds them up, leaving his belt behind. Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV, SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 3, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_IV&oldid=172380. [he pulls the "M" off the belt and faces it towards himself as if it was some sort of camera] Cheese! Patrick: ...wumbology, the study of wumbo? Mermaid Man: To the register! [he makes lots of fighter pilot noises] Dive bomb! Squidward: Wow. Barnacle Boy: But this is ridiculous! [gets a jar and puts them in] Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. SpongeBob: Patrick, no! I promise. [both press noses against each other. The emblem of submersible justice! Patrick: Well, sure. Patrick becomes the "Elastic Waistband," and gains the power to stretch his body to incredible lengths. Barnacle Boy: Well, next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us. [removes his left seashell cup, opens the shell up like a clutch purse and pulls out a metal nut] Will this cover it? In this episode, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's enemies turn good to keep them retired forever. Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Airdate: Heh-heh. Mermaid Man: He-he's-he's absorbing it like some kind of EVIL SPONGE! You know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumbo, wumboing... [he rambles on]. I understand! [he starts to hand him the shake, but he is startled by a loud noise from the kitchen and SpongeBob's giggle, causing him to accidentally drop the shake on the guy's head. [shrinks Scooter, Sandals, and Dennis] SpongeBob: [to himself, sweating] It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it... [Sandy walks up]. You've got to go to Mermaid Man! Sandy: What did... for cryin' o'... What did y'all do to me? Here comes our waiter. You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! He lands on the table] What the? [SpongeBob and Patrick cheer] Mermaid Man: Those fiends. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. [he flings all the extra eyes off like a wig] Dah! Let her rip! [he kicks SpongeBob's stomach. [he walks towards it], Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone! The Raging Whirlpool! Patrick: You're kidding! What? [The living room is shown. Exterior of the town. Barnacle Boy: What a dive. Oh. [Patrick stops] That's not an action figure! Don't you got a living legend discount or something? That's the real Squidward! [he points at it], Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. Patrick: Look, SpongeBob's giant! Mermaid Man: Oh, yes. SpongeBob: Hey, guys! SpongeBob: [runs while making a weird face] Autograph! [shrinks Mrs. I told you we shoulda got the automatic! Some guy walks up], Guy: Hey, SpongeBob. A green light flashes out and zaps a barrel of pickles, which becomes tiny. SpongeBob is the director. SpongeBob: Nothing. Episode №: [shrinks Sandy] Squidward: I guess this is okay. Away! 3 [he pulls it out, and makes as to press a button. But there must be someone else who can help! Huh? [he notices everything is tiny: SpongeBob's hat, his spatula, then he sees the cockroach eating a tiny patty at a tiny table] Why's everything all... tiny? TV Announcer: Mermaid Man, with his young associate Barnacle Boy, fights for all creatures who live in the sea, against the forces of evil. [The New Adventures of, then Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy show up on a TV screen via flipping towards the screen.] [SpongeBob shifts the "M" on the belt away], Squidward: No, really? Previous SpongeBob: (dressed up as Mermaid Man) Come, Barnacle Boy. Mermaid Man: You'll never escape this time, Man Ray! Mermaid Man: Uhh... SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too! Puff: Hello, SpongeBob. A car flickers in and out of visibility thrice, making beeps as well] There she is! SpongeBob: Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! After brainstorming ideas at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and the crew meet to make the movie. [SpongeBob screams, shrinks her, and catches her in the jar. Mrs. SquarePants: [gently and soothingly] SpongeBob. I wonder what this button does. Squidward: SpongeBob, will you just face facts? SpongeBob: Uh... uh, okay, uh... I can't believe he'd lend it to you! Squidward: SpongeBob, will you just face facts? I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar. Season №: [the jar rumbles from anger and everyone flies out of the jar, spells out, and form "GET SPONGEBOB!"] Well, I guess I should return it. Nancy: Good idea, SpongeBob. Squidward: Hey! [shrinks fish] [chuckles nervously] SpongeBob: No! Barnacle Boy: Listen, Big Nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. [he presses something on the belt. He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. Mermaid Man: A double Krabby Patty and Coral Bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. Patrick, Patrick! January 21, 2002See more... September 5, 2003 January 15, 2009 I wonder what this button does! [he notices the town] Huh? List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II" from season one, which aired on March 3, 2001. But for now, I'll give you my honest opinions on the episodes you found debatable. [shrinks fish] Nancy walks up], Nancy: Hi, SpongeBob. 1. [SpongeBob's mother is seen in the jar] Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_IV/transcript?oldid=3388541". Narrator: And also these guys. [Barnacle Boy walks in]. Patrick: Lemmie take a look at it... hmm... [he points at it using Squidward] You know what the problem is? [he pulls up his shirt a bit, revealing a gigantic gut] Here comes our waiter! SpongeBob: You forgot your belt! The shake lands on the guy's head, the guy punches him and leaves. Mermaid Man's outfit and super powers are both very similar to Aqua Man, while Barnacle Boy is a parody of Aqua Lad. SpongeBob: Yes. Patrick: Well, sure. Patrick: Let me take a look at it. SpongeBob: [turns the belt around to hide it from Squidward] I don't know. [SpongeBob smiles, with tears still pooling in his eyes] Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen aught eleventy-twelve, why I believe the president. Squidward: You've got something, alright. [shrinks Nancy; SpongeBob screams and makes a run for it] Mermaid Man: We've been shrinking for years! Squidward is the makeup artist. Barnacle Boy: Hey snails. You mind as well find somewhere else to play together. Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! Transcript; Add translations. Mermaid Man: Quick, lad, [pants falls down] to the invisible boat mobile! I shrunk him by accident. Barnacle Boy: Floor it! SpongeBob: Mermaid Man? Squidward: SpongeBob. General He can never find out! [imitates jet plane diving, machine gunfire and explosion noises] Dive bomb! I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands. Mermaid Man: Oh, yeah. Mrs. TV Announcer: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! SpongeBob: [yells in Squidward's face] No! Credits (1992) Karen Greslie; The Muppet Christmas Carol credits [the town is now shrunken. Squidward gets up and he holds his head] Grr. He is now as big as the entire town, although the town is actually as small as him]. Don't you got a living legend discount or something? [Patrick leans forward]. [everyone cheers. [SpongeBob screams, shrinks him, and catches him in the jar. [runs outside, while holding his pants] Away! [Mermaid Man is shown on a building.] Fish #2: SpongeBob, hi! Mermaid Man: Quick lad, to the invisible- [his pants and belt fall down] -boatmobile! That's the real Squidward! Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. Browse more videos. Get it off me! Larry: Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Patrick, I was at work, and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and I got this belt, and look. Huh? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are entering the Krusty Krab for lunch, but Squidward and Barnacle Boy have an argument. SpongeBob: [tries to fit everyone in the jar] Whoo! SpongeBob: [Hands a tiny Krabby Patty to a cockroach] There you go. French Narrator: Ah, [The scene pan-fades into the house.] Squidward screams whenever SpongeBob changes him] Mermaid Man will understand. Nat: Hey, SpongeBob, I- [shrinks Nat] [he pulls Squidward out of his pocket. Sandy is in charge of using the dynamite for explosion sce… Squidward: [angry] You stole it! [SpongeBob backs against the wall], Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it! SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, he'll be so disappointed. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV" from season three, which aired on January 21, 2002. Get it off me! Squidward: I said now! [stretches arm to pull a pen from Tom's shirt pocket and stretches second arm to grab a paper from the window] Patrick: Well alright then. All 22 Snails: Yes Barnacle Boy! SpongeBob: [slowly breaks through wall] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. (Slithers off to find the evil Moth as Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man handle Man Ray and The Dirty Bubble) Man Ray: Finally some action! I can't believe he'd lend it to you. Squidward: No. You need to admit your mistakes. 45a It's like a pun or something. Can I have your autograph? [shrinks fish] [shrinks Larry] SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their arch enemy, Reflecto, up to no good. [we see a long line to the Krusty Krab] In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration. Exterior shot of the town, where we hear people greeting SpongeBob and him shrinking them. Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! [turns the shrink ray into W and towards him like a camera and shrinks himself] [close up of the nut and a timpani noise is heard] SpongeBob: Mom? [he charges in, knocking away two fish who were going to exit], Narrator: And also these guys. With the ability to assemble and charge the creatures of the deep. SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, but you made me do it! [grabs the shrunken barrel] The small ray. [Patrick pushes Squidward and the pickle together and makes kissing sounds] Ick. [The exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple is shown.] [slow-motion] I've got something for you-- [he pulls out the belt], Barnacle Boy: Floor it! Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. The heroes run away from him, accidentally leaving Mermaid Man's utility belt inside. [he giggles and smiles mischievously] [Squidward barges in] I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? [both kick his eyeballs. He lands on a little table] What did- what?- [the phone hits Squidward on the head] Ow! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Mermaid Man: Through the double-doors... away! A TWITCH THOT Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: (Turns around) NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME!! But it'll be with someone his own size. Mermaid Man: Oh, yes. I don't know how to unshrink him! Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... [runs to the register] Away! Squidward: Oh, I'm telling. Squidward: [picks up the phone, ready to call Mermaid Man] And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for. Our Joker cosplayer interviews a pair of awesome Spongebob Squarepants cosplayers at the New York Comic Con 2014. Patrick: It's the waging whirlpool. [SpongeBob screams, shrinks them, and catches them and their surf-gear in the jar. Barnacle Boy: Eee-ow! There's evil afoot. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_IV/transcript?oldid=3388541. Barnacleboy demands an adult-sized burger, claiming that since he is very old, he should no longer be treated as a child. Saturday morning in … They land on the ground and form the statement...] GET SPONGEBOB!! This is serious! It's first grade, SpongeBob! SpongeBob jerks, holding his gut], Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! SpongeBob is shown getting hurt from the outside] This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Ditchin'" from season six, which aired on November 28, 2008. [he notices Mermaid Man's belt and gasps] Mermaid Man's belt! Everyone: Just tell him how to unshrink us! [everybody pops their heads out of SpongeBob's porous holes] Ta-da! Squidward: SpongeBob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! Mermaid Man: By the power of Neptune! Yeah, I have a question involving a certain joke in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 4 but I'll get to it in this year's Q&A. Squidward: N-n-n-n-n-no! Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! Fish #3: Hey, SpongeBob! [pokes Barnacle Boy] And who are you calling big nose, [pokes Barnacle Boy again] big nose? Shrunken People: WHAT?!?! Squidward: Do you hear me?! Fish #4: What's up, Sponge? I'd like to speak to Mermaid... [SpongeBob shrinks Squidward. Patrick! Green light shoots out and zaps Patrick, he is shrunken down next to Squidward on the ground in front of his rock] It worked! [his one hand reaches out and tears a pen out of Tom's shirt pocket. Patrick! Mermaid Man: By the power of Neptune! SpongeBob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are fictional characters in the American animated television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.They were respectively voiced by guest stars Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway, who both previously starred in the 1960s sitcom McHale's Navy.Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy first appeared in the eponymous season one episode that premiered on August 21, 1999, and have since … SpongeBob: Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Follow. SpongeBob: Me, uh... either. 2:09. [Squidward saws a blood vein and Frank tries to break a bone, but stop when SpongeBob shrinks the city] Ta-da! [he giggles] I could just hang onto it 'till after work... All alone with Mermaid Man's belt. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" from season three, which aired on June 1, 2002.. Narrator: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Eventually, Squidward, who is now charred, has had enough], Squidward: Stop! Let's see it. SpongeBob: Uh... [belt is shown to have several complicated buttons] Uh... [gasps] Mermaid Man's belt! That's not an action figure! French Narrator: Ah, [The scene pan-fades into the house.] Mermaid Man: If you wanna grow up strong like me,... [shows his fat belly, shocking Barnacle Boy] you gotta leave room for seconds. [climbs up SpongeBob's body and into the holes in his head] SpongeBob: No, no! Barnacle Boy: Where'd we park? Jeniffermelany 6244. Squidward: Uh-oh! We'll handle these goons ourselves. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are holding up the line at the Krusty Krab, trying to decide what to order. SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Sandy! Barnacle Boy: [in the jar] You're Mermaid Man, you old coot. Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! Let's call Mermaid Man and-- [the cockroach walks off] Come again, sir. You've shrunken everyone in Bikini Bottom! Barnacle Boy: You're Mermaid Man, you old coot! I've got an idea. Mermaid Man will understand. Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy: Dogpaddle away! Squidward: Hello. SpongeBob: I've got it! Everybody files out of SpongeBob] And now, only one more thing to shrink. After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow, or the villain. Now will you take us to Mermaid Man?! SpongeBob: Can I have your autograph?! [makes one step in the boat's direction... then sprints back to the kitchen with the belt on] Or not. [two fish are about to leave] Mermaid Man: Through the double doors! Patrick: You're kidding! SpongeBob: Mermaid Man? [everyone looks outside through his holes] Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! Can I be giant next? SpongeBob: You don't understand! From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. [presses the belt, and a pickle barrel shrinks] Whoa. SpongeBob: [sobbing] Do-o-o-n't! But I'll think of something. [the wall next to the ordering window presses in with SpongeBob's imprint, and then SpongeBob bursts through], SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?! Patrick: Come on. SpongeBob: Woo! [Squidward screams]. [it's SpongeBob, psychotically running toward them]. Squidward: No, really? Get it off me! Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! Patrick: Oh... [about to punch Squidward anyway] And then comes a giant -- [Squidward screams] The heroes find the news horrible, with Mermaid Man crying as a result, and Patrick suggests they make their own movie, which they agree with. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Squidward: [while Patrick is saying "we'll have the wumbo"] I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me. Patrick: You know what's funny? 1 Charcters 2 Plot 3 Transcript 4 … Barnacle Boy: [confronts Squidward] Listen, big nose, [points at Mermaid Man] that guy has been saving your butt since before you were born. I can't let you do that! Barnacle Boy takes off his hat, pulls out a $5 bill and tosses it over to the register], Barnacle Boy: Well, next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us! Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. Someone smart and wise, with years of life experience... [cut to SpongeBob running up to Patrick's rock] Patrick! [the jar shakes and the jar pops off, and all of the people shoot out. Man Ray: That's exactly what I was hoping for. Wait up! But to be honest I've only seen four of them so far: I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... Mermaid Man: Oh, don't worry, son. Shrunken People: Just tell him how to unshrink us!! Mermaid Man: (Points at SMG4) Get that motherf*! They like each other! We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here tonight! [everybody leaves SpongeBob's body] And now, only one more thing to shrink. Barnacle Boy: Mumbling mories. [slowly walks towards phone] [bursts through the door, knocking the two fish away] Away! Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. [he puts Sandy in the jar] Mermaid Man came in and- [Larry walks up], Larry: Hey, SpongeBob. He'll be so disappointed. Patrick: Fighter pilot! Scooter and his friends run by], Scooter: Sponge-dude! [bursts through the door, knocking the two fish away] Away! [Squidward barges in], Squidward: SpongeBob, what's going on in here? He'll find love one day... [romantic music plays]. [they press their noses together, 'hmm'ing and flaring their nostrils. Hee... [Squidward is at the register, talking to a muscular fish], Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. Can I... they're gone. Pan over to Squidward] Mermaid Man: You got it, bucky. Transcript [A green car comes driving up and stops. SpongeBob becomes the "Quickster," and can run at amazing speed. Narrator: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Hi-ya! [we see a long line to the Krusty Krab] In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration. Barnacle Boy gets out a $5 bill from his hat and throws it to Squidward] [everyone cheers, balloons and other party items are flying, as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it] Denzel Crocker 56,456 views U.S. viewers (millions): Heh, it's like a pun or something. Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever! 46 views. SpongeBob: [stops Patrick] Wait, you don't understand! Huh? [cut to Squidward and a fish harassing more of SpongeBob's internal systems. I shrunk him by accident. [he runs to Patrick's house, where Patrick is sleeping] Patrick! You know what the problem is? Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Barnacle Boy: But this is ridiculous! List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" from season one, which aired on August 21, 1999.. TV Announcer: Mermaid Man: Fleet and forceful. Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man! A bus drives by and Plankton gets off with two suitcases. Playing next. [SpongeBob keeps zapping Squidward, but Squidward keeps getting malformed and tortured. My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! See? Please don't tell! Nancy Suzy Fish: Hi, SpongeBob. Cheese! [he grabs the belt], SpongeBob: No! [Squidward grabs SpongeBob and sees Mermaid Man's belt] Let's call Mermaid Man and-, SpongeBob: No! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture" from season four, which aired on October 7, 2005. SpongeBob: Nothing. Mermaid Man: Barnacle Boy, don't squash his enthusiasm. SpongeBob: Please don't tell! It's not working, Mermaid Man. (Patrick laughs) Club Leader: Third order of business, the special surprise guest. Narrator: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man! Mermaid Man: A double Krabby Patty and Coral Bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. The unshrink ray. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. Everyone: Everything's too big! Mermaid Man: To the register... away! SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout - Nickelodeon Trailer. [he starts to take a step, then dashes back to the kitchen, he now has the belt on] Or not! Our molecular bubble is impenetrable! N/A [pulls out his pickle] Good thing I still got this pickle! Dirty Bubble: Now that's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. This page has been accessed 18,877 times. Besides, I remember another young whipper-snapper, who wanted to be a super-hero. [SpongeBob wears a tiny hat and holds a tiny spatula, and a cockroach is eating a Krabby Patty while sitting on a shrunken dining table] Why's everything all tiny? I'm right behind you. Hmmm. SpongeBob: No, Patrick! SpongeBob Squarepants S03E01 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV. Get it off me! Credits Squidward: (raises his hand) Oh, I'm telling. Spongebob gets a hold of Mermaid Man's utility belt and accidentally shrinks all of Bikini Bottom./Ms. 9:44. Cut later, SpongeBob is in the road of the now barren town trying to squeeze the lid of the now extremely full jar down]. [kicks SpongeBob's stomach] Please don't tell! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. Upon realizing this, SpongeBob goes into an excited frenzy and eagerly requests their autograph. 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